Alcohol-Flavored Lip Balm Variety Pack - 5 Flavors

The Unquenchable Thirst for Adventure... often leads to chapped lips! In nearly every Western film I’ve seen, the hero’s lips are always painfully dry and cracked. It’s quite tragic, especially given that these rugged, alluring characters are driven by a relentless spirit of adventure. Perhaps this perpetual chapping is simply a side effect of their unyielding quest for excitement! Every flavor of our lip balm tastes like an Outlaw’s kiss, no matter what kind of Outlaw you might be.

Don’t set out on your escapades without a reliable balm! I distinctly remember in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" that the main characters’ lips were uncomfortably chapped. For an Outlaw, this is completely unacceptable! Having such dry lips must be a major distraction. How can one pursue adventures, or even adventures of love, with lips in such disarray?

Now, with Outlaw’s perfect lip balm, a hero’s lips can be both soft and supple, while still exuding that quintessentially Outlaw charm.

Let’s dive into the flavors we offer:

1. Whiskey Business: You’re a fan of Jack and Coke, but since we don’t hold trademarks for those names, we’ll stick to calling it whiskey and cola. This lip balm brings that familiar, satisfying taste right to your lips.

2. The Kentucky Mule: A delightful blend of spicy ginger beer, tangy lime, and smooth bourbon. This flavor will have you smacking your lips and yearning for a kiss from your favorite person nearby.

3. Whiskey a Go-go: If you enjoy a splash of whiskey in your morning coffee, this flavor is made just for you. It captures that unique blend of happiness in a lip balm, without any of the work-compromising side effects.

4. Outlaw on the Rum: For the pirate at heart, this lip balm tastes like a perfect mix of rum and cola. It’s the ideal accessory to complete your Captain Jack Sparrow persona.

So gear up for your adventures with lips that are not only prepared for action but also pampered and stylish!

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